Demonsouled – the ePub edition

July 9, 2010

As part of my shiny new website, I am pleased to offer a free eBook of my 2005 novel “Demonsouled” in ePub format. Get it right here on the eBooks page – just click on the “Demonsouled” ePub link.

And ePub format means that it is suitable for the iPad, the Barnes & Noble Nook, the Amazon Kindle, the Sony eReader, the third-generation iPod Touch, and all the other ebook readers that people gush about these days.

So if you have one of the aforementioned devices, that means you’re gonna need something to read on it – so why not give “Demonsouled” a spin?

-JM


All this talk of “Demonsouled” lately…

April 24, 2010

…and I feel obliged to mention that there was a sequel; I just couldn’t get it published. And i think it’s a better book than “Demonsouled”.

“Soul of Tyrants” . Get it here.

-JM


it is surreal…

April 21, 2010

…when someone calls you up to complain about something you wrote five years ago.

No, actually, that’s wrong. It was published five years ago. I wrote it nine years ago.

Man oh man. Some ghosts, they just don’t stay dead, do they?

-JM


demented machine-generated poetry

April 13, 2010

In Linux (and other *NIX systems), there is a program called “awk” that lets you to print out specific words from a text file. Like, say, if you have a text file named mybook.txt, and if you use this command:

cat mybook.txt | awk ‘{print $1,$2,$3,$4,$5}’ > machinepoem.txt

You’ll have a new file called machinepoem.txt consisting of the first five words from every line in mybook.txt.

Curious as to what the result would be, I fed an emotionally charged scene from my best novel, “Ghost in the Flames”, (still sadly unpublished, alas), and let awk go to town.

The results were…oddly compelling. It was like reading a poem written by a graduate student specializing in postmodern literary deconstruction or something:

It ripped out of her.

Ark let her go.

“Is that what you wanted?”

“What?” said Ark.

Caina was not going to…

Caina blinked. She was not…

“Well, my mother was eager.”

Still Ark said nothing.

“I went to meet my…

Her mother’s eyes still filled

“So you see, Ark.”

“What,” Ark closed his eyes.

“Nothing. But my mother’s friends…

Ark still stared at her.

“Maybe my father found out…

“I…”

“Surely you want to know.”

“They forced themselves on you?”

“I thought they would…

“Why?”

“They were necromancers. And I…”

There was a long pause.

“How did you get away?”

“Halfdan,” said Caina.

“Nine?” said Ark. “He killed…

“They were monsters,” said Caina.

She stepped closer to Ark.

Ark let out a breath.

“So that is why, Ark.”

“Wait.”

Caina paused.

“I am sorry,” said Ark.

“Why did it disturb you?”

“It’s just that…” Ark shook…

“I think it might be.”

“No,” said Ark, “and no.”

“Too bad,” said Caina.

“I do not hate you.”

“Convince me otherwise,” said Caina.

I foresee a glorious future where we can dispense with flesh-and-blood poets entirely, and replace them with rack upon rack of blade servers, churning out endless lines of poetry (or a reasonable approximation) at the rate 2.9 billion words per second.

Then Steve Jobs will buy the concept, rename it the iPoem, and sell it to people for $399.99.

-JM


twenty days

March 17, 2010

And fifty thousand words of rough draft. Just about halfway done, I think.

In today’s excerpt, Corthain Kalarien demonstrates the fine art of negotiation with a slave trader named Harrow:

“Perhaps you’re already at risk,” said Corthain.

Harrow’s eyes narrowed. “What do you mean?”

“We know there is at least one full blood shaman in the city,” said Corthain, “and he’s already attacked an Adept at least three times.”

Harrow’s glass froze halfway to his thick lips. “What?”

“Oh, you’re interested now?” said Corthain. “There’s an fascinating thing about these attacks, Harrow. They’ve all come from Jurgur slaves or freemen. And you know how calmly the Conclave responds to attacks upon Adepts. If word gets out that you knew something about this, anything at all…you’ll find yourself on trial before my father. Magister Arthain, Lord of House Kalarien? You’ve heard of him, perhaps? He’s known for many things, but a merciful heart is not one of them.”

Harrow said nothing, fingers tight around his wineglass.

“Or, maybe the blood shaman will find you first,” said Corthain. “You were at Dark River. You remember the horrors a blood shaman can conjure up. How do you think a Jurgur blood shaman will deal with a man who enslaved his people?”

“Fine,” hissed Harrow. “Fine. Damn you, Kalarien. What do you want to know?”

-JM


don’t let in the darkness outside the world

March 5, 2010

John C. Wright as an interesting essay on the nature of fantasy as a genre, arguing that the overriding theme of fantasy literature is the idea of longing for a world of magic beyond the mortal world, something beyond the mundane realm of death, taxes, and the daily grind.

What’s interesting is that in the stuff I’ve written, and what little I’ve published, has invariably taken the opposite approach. Like, there is magic, but it is almost always an evil force. The magicians are cruel and arrogant, and use their power for selfish ends. Or they regard their magic as something akin to science, and want to use their power to reshape and remold the world into something more rational and ordered, and never mind the opinions of those being reordered. Materialist Magicians ala Screwtape, I suppose.

The book I’m currently writing has a magician as one of the protagonists, since I haven’t done that for a while and I wanted a change. But even in this book, the World Outside is something nasty. The magicians themselves are often cruel and arrogant, but regard their primary responsibility as keeping the creatures of Outside from going on rampages in the real world. (Which they view as justifying their cruelty and arrogance, of course, but that’s a whole different dynamic.)

This must be what happens when you read Lovecraft in college.

But! This has given me food for thought. Perhaps the next thing I write will be about a World Beyond our own that isn’t completely filled with horrors.

-JM


They took my daughter from me and I can’t get her back.

February 23, 2010

I told my wife there was nothing to worry about. I should have listened to her. I should have hid the children.

But it wouldn’t have helped. The Adepts have a treaty with our domn. Every seven years, they have the right to enter the domnia and test the children, to look for those who have what they call “the talent” but everyone else calls “the curse”. I remember it happened once, when I was a boy. A cloth merchant’s son was found to have the talent. The Adepts dragged him screaming from his mother while the merchant shouted curses, but no one lifted a hand against them.

No one dared.

The merchant went out of business after that. Everyone assumed that he was cursed, or worshiped demons, to have born a son with “the talent”. We all shunned him. No one would buy his goods. I don’t know what happened to him. I think he drank himself to death, probably. That was twenty-one years ago.

But this time, when the Adepts came, my wife panicked. She said that our youngest, our Julia, was special, that the Adepts would take her. I called her fears absurd. Julia was clever and quick with sums, especially for a girl, but magical talent? My wife wanted to hide the children, and I refused, since I did not want trouble with the domn. At the last minute she panicked and locked and barred the door.

The door shattered in a flash of blue fire, and the Adept came in anyway.

He wore a red robe with a close-fitting black collar, and guards came with him. My wife screamed at him, but he gestured, and she fell silent, struck dumb by his power. If she dared to lift her hand against a Adept of the Conclave, he said, she would die in agony. And he would force the children to watch, so that they might learn from her folly.

I said nothing. I didn’t dare. My door had been four inches of steel-banded oak, barred and locked, and the Adept had shattered it like glass.

A nod to his guards, and they rounded up my children, my three sons and two daughters, and lined them up before the Adept. One by one the Adept examined them, put his hands upon their temples, and whispered an incantation. They shivered beneath the spell, and one of my sons wept in terror. At last the Adept came to Julia, laid his hands upon her head, and spoke the spell. She went rigid, eyes going wide with sudden wonder, and around us the room shivered, a wind rustling through the curtains and tugging at the blood-colored folds of the Adept’s robe.

She had the talent, the Adept announced, and she would come to the Conclave in Araspan.

At once.

It all happened so fast after that. The guards taking Julia as she screamed and called for her mother. My sons all shouting at once. I grabbed the Adept’s sleeve, trying to negotiate, trying to haggle. He only sneered and pointed a finger at me. Blue fire erupted from his hand, slammed into me, burned away most of my clothes and hair and flung me into the far wall.

And then he left, and took Julia with him.

I see that over and over, in my nightmares.

My wife blames me. She said that if I had been a stronger man I could have stopped them, could have fought back, could have done something. There is nothing in her eyes except poisonous loathing when she looks at me.

No one will do business with me now. The money is almost gone. My debts are piling up. I can’t provide for my wife, or my children.

None of that matters.

I will go to Araspan and get Julia back. I don’t care what I must do. I will find a way, no matter what it takes.

###

Excepts from a journal found on a badly-burned corpse.

-JM


first novel

February 22, 2010

Digging through the recursively-infinite maze of my Documents folder tonight, I came across the first book I ever wrote, ten years ago.

Ye gods! That was awful. Like, maybe the reason my last hard drive crashed was because that book occupied the drive sectors, the massive density of its sheer awfulness growing ever heavier and heavier until, at last, the book became an Event Horizon and sucked the drive into the realm of madness that lies beyond the edge of any black hole.

Fortunately, I had backup copies.

But it was good to stumble across it. It might have taken ten years and fourteen books, but I’ve gotten better as a writer. Incrementally, perhaps, but still better.

Still, I’ve got to figure out a way to have my computer wipe itself should I happen to die. There are…things…in my Documents folder that should never see the light of day, that could cause irreversible gibbering insanity in anyone who happens across them. It’s like Abdul Alhazred’s library in there.

-JM


once more into the breach

January 22, 2010

It is time to embrace the madness once more, and write another book. And why not start a new book on January 21st? My youngest brother was born on the 21st of January, and he’s turned out pretty well so far. So the 21st should be an auspicious day for starting a new book.

I plan 27 chapters, with 80,000 to 85,000 words. I want to be done by March 21st. Two months to write 85,000 words. Think I can pull it off?

And this time I’m doing something new: I’m writing the book using OpenOffice.org 3.1 on Ubuntu 9.10 Karmic Koala. Every book I’ve written prior has been with Microsoft Office* running on Microsoft Windows**.

Actually, that’s not quite true – I wrote about half of “Soul of Tyrants” (available for free in handy PDF format) using OpenOffice 1.1 because I couldn’t afford a copy of Office at the time. Eventually I did get Office 2003 and finished the book in that. OpenOffice 1.1 did kind of suck ***- but it’s improved considerably since then. Hard to believe that was five years ago already. My, the time does fly.

So can I do it? Can I write an entire book using Ubuntu and OpenOffice? Can I finish an 85,000 word book in two months?

Tune in here to find out.

-JM

*Office 97, 2000, and 2003, specifically. I never really got into 2007, though I use it for work on a regular basis.

**Windows 98, XP, Vista, and 7, specifically. Thankfully I have never purchased a computer running Windows ME, the deformed sociopathic mutant stepchild of the Windows family.

***About that time I saw someone’s laptop with OpenOffice, and they had renamed the icons for OpenOffice Writer and OpenOffice Calc to “ghetto Word” and “ghetto Excel”.


and that’s all, folks!

November 14, 2009

26 chapters of “Ghost in the Blood” edited, and 0 left to go. And…that means I’m done. About 87,000 words long after revisions and rewriting, which is more or less where I wanted it to be. The 13th novel I’ve written since 2000, to be precise.

And now…and now I have to decide what to do next. Lately it feels as if I’ve run into a wall with fantasy, that I’ve run out of ideas. Perhaps that means it’s time to try something new.

-JM


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